Monday, April 14, 2008

Sex VS Food Part 3 : Chocolate

What? You must be kidding, when you say you can’t resist a chocolate bar,uumph,no…but sex,”Sorry dear, I have headache/tired tonight….!” And to top it all, you are not alone, most women in this world are giving those excuses when it comes to sex. When a bar of chocolate gives you more pleasure than from a man? What will happen to this world? No sex (safe) equals to no children. That reminds me of a movie I watched recently, Children of Men. I fear what they featured in the film becomes reality. Okay..I’m a little bit carried away. But what if…..

Everyone knows that chocolate is an aphrodisiac. Meaning, chocolate helps to alleviate your sex libido. Even though this is still under study, but the Mayans really believed in it. Some historians took advantage of it, like Don Juan Casanova. It is said he will took a cup of hot cocoa before involved in lovemaking. I think that kind of sweet, having a taste of chocolate during kissing, rather taste of cigarette or worst, garlic!

Besides having chocolate as a drink or in cooking, there are a lot of ways to use it. Just be creative in your love scene. Try to skip the routine, it’ll be fun. Make sure you keep a bottle of chocolate fudge syrup in the house. Keep rocking your marriage, so it want be stagnant, nothing’s good happened.

Till next, CHEERS!
(Ok, Honey, wait a second please, I need to grab the choc fudge syrup!)

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Are You Ready For A.....Brownie?

Sorry, it has been a week since my last post. Not that I have nothing to post, just pre-occupied with making……..(hm!) Chocolate Brownie. I had been craving of it for days. Oh,yes! People kept asking me about it, the recipe, I mean. For those who are craving for something chocolaty, this is for you. And for the husbands, you are definitely must learn how to bake this Chocolate Brownie, it will come in handy…( thanks me later)

Quick-Easy-No Fail Chocolate Brownie (with Nuts – if you prefer)

21/2 cups multi-purpose flour (do not use self-raising one)
1/2 cup cocoa powder (sifted)
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup cooking chocolate (chopped, melted & cooled)
3 eggs
1 cup vegetable oil (corn, sunflower or palm oil)
1/2 cup milk
1 tbsp vanilla essence
1 tbsp golden syrup
1/2 tbsp white vinegar
1 cup nuts (optional and of your choice e.g. walnut, macadamia)

Preheat the oven at 180C
Mix all the dry ingredients, flour, cocoa powder, sugar in a big bowl. In another bowl, mix all the rest of the ingredients, just to combine. Pour into dry ingredients bowl. Quickly mix it with hand beater. Do not over beat it. Pour it into a brownie pan. Give it a good smack by dropping it; bottom first, of course, on the kitchen counter. This is to eliminate air bubble; sure you do not want holes in your brownie when you cut it, right? Bake for 25-30mins; try not to over bake it.
For garnishing, simply pour melted chocolate & nuts (extra) on the brownie.

I’m sure you will be begging for more……the brownie,of course.
Enjoy in what ever you do….Cheers!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Sex VS Food (Part 2)

Somebody posted a question in Yahoo!Answer, asking why her girlfriend feels hungry for Chocolate Brownie after sex. Duh! He should check Sex VS Food , Part 1. Obviously, we will feel hungry after sex, either you realise it or not. As I said before, you won't feel like having sex when your tummy is full or growling. It has something to do with the brain up there. You have a light meal and sex after that. At the end of the sex session, after hours of sweating and calorie burning, your body need food to refuel energy. Some may opt for Chocolate Brownie or any chocolate products for quick energy boost. And some may settle for salty food, to replenish the body's mineral. It's just natural and a brain thing.
On top of that, chocolate is known as aphrodisiac food. I always have a stock of it in my fridge. Ever wonder why you crave for chocolate when your hornyess level increase? So, Guys, buy chocolate more often for your spouse, okay?

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Keep it rockin', not breakin' it ( PART 1 )

The other day, I heard my dear brother divorced his wife.WHAT!!? I went. They have been married for 17 years. Yes, I know numbers don't count but this is really different story. They were ( Oh! How I wish it's still 'are') very loving, never heard quarelling either. They have 2 sons and 2 daugthers, born alternately, to top it ( How you do that? ). Bought a house in a nice neighbourhood, the wife ( Should I say 'ex'? Waa..! ) stopped working, so can focus more on raising children. They have 2 teenager children and 2 toddlers (quite q big gap..What did you do in between? ) They seeemed happy and can withstand any turbulence. That's what the family and I thought. And suddenly,BOOM!!

We're all facing marital problems and sometimes make us want to snap. But before we snap, pause a while, count our blessings...perhaps the problem is not as heavy as we thought at the first place. In broken marriage, both sides are wrong cos' it takes "two to tango ". Just forgive and forget.
Keep it rockin'; not breakin' it. ARIOS!!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Sex VS Food ( Part 1 )

What a very useful weapon to sustain a marriage-a good sex or a good meal you cooked for your partner?

Sex vs food is a long time mystery , always a big question for married person.

WHY? For one reason, you can't have sex when your tummy growling. And that's for sure! Secondly, when your tummy is full,you're a more likely to hit the bed than your partner...

But, food after sex is....just marvellous! I believe a lot of people couldn't agreed more with me.

SO, PLAN your intimate moment, have a light meal, then good ugh!! And to top it all..., have a meal again ( remember, the keyword is light ). And maybe,maybe, if the sun is still setting in, another round of good ugh!!?

Thursday, March 20, 2008

What you need to be "a superhero" in marriage?

What you need to be "a super hero "in marriage? Umm...let me think, a cape? A red underwear? A tight ,black suit? All are needed! Come on..we live in in a very cruel,mean, reality world. Hard to have fun nowadays,with all the news in the paper, cost of living arising, companies are downsizing etc. So why not, once in a while, we go to a fantasy world,we play a super hero character . Leave all your worries outside the doors. Don't worry about who is the bad guy & good one. In fantasy world, anybody can be a super hero because everybody is wrong and makes mistakes.
So, your homework for today is...put down your briefcase, your pan and slip into your cape, red underwear or your black catsuit, go upstairs and "fight" for happiness! This is a worth "fighting" for. REMEMBER: Make love ; Not war. Cheers!